Monday, January 23, 2006

Very Broke Insane Man Seeks Lone Super Bowl Attendee Wannabe

from Ben's mom

Bakersfield, CA: Male attorney in late 20's, handsome, vivacious, but poor, seeks dutch date for Super Bowl. He has two tickets and he'll gladly let you pay him back for yours and provide your own transportation and lodging. If you really hit it off, you could buy him a souvenir just to thank him for picking you. Please don't be offended if said person also spends most of his time on his cell phone calling everyone he knows instead of talking to you. Please inquire through his personal assistant at the contact email listed on this site.

2 comments:

Janice Phillips said...

E-mailing you now. LOL!

Nica said...

Oh man! I should send Joel, they could make it an OBCLAA meeting... or not. ;-)