Mom and Dad were terrible to me last night. They wanted to play a little tennis and so they brought a blanket to the park and set me in the middle of it with a few toys. I yelled in protest: "Hey, don't leave me here in the middle of grass. I HATE grass. I feel trapped." They smiled and said, "Have fun Ben. Watch us play tennis."
I even heard them tell a lady: "It's great. It gives us the freedom we had before he could crawl. He won't move off that blanket he hates grass so bad."
That is RUDE!
3 comments:
Kinda like an invisible fence . . .it works!
Consult your lawyer about your rights on false imprisonment.
Oh wait. You might have a problem there.
I feel for you Ben! But wow, think about how romantic it is that your Mom and Dad are playing tennis! That's awesome. I hope they abandon you often for that.
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