Tips for Tots

Do you ever find you don't get enough bath time? Maybe your mom, like mine, says you only need a bath three times a week, but you prefer at least once a day? Well, I've lately discovered that if I rub food in my hair she thinks it is really gross and says, "Ben, you're going to have to take a bath today." I recommend waiting until the end of lunch or dinner and then smearing some food in your hair. (Avocados and bananas are my favorite hair gels.) It works every time.