Thursday, August 19, 2004
Nudity Clauses
Everybody needs a good lawyer. That's what my dad says. I have three so far. My Uncle Mark is standing by if I need a good defense (might come in handy with Mom); my godfather Mr. Darren is ready to defend my right to homeschool and Dad, well, he is there to write my nudity clauses. See, my mom is indiscriminate with photos of me, and a guy has got to protect himself. So you might notice a few well-placed objects in my photos. If I didn't have a lawyer, they wouldn't be there.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
Moms are SO bad about this. My mama still says that one of her favorite pictures is one of me at about three months old -- the one *before* she draped the little washcloth over me. My dad tries to defend me when he can. Evidently I need to call in Mr. Mike. -- Stuart
ROTFL
Post a Comment