Behavior Change

My great-grandma said again yesterday "He is such a good baby." Suddenly, my future swam before my eyes and I realized the implications of being a "good baby." My future siblings will hate me, I thought. I am building my parents' expectations to an unrealistic level and then someone else will come along in a few years and hear, "Ben never behaved this way," "Why can't you be more like Ben?" etc.... It scared me! I have decided to cut down on the good behavior and fuss as much as possible. I have added pulling hair to my repertoire, removing glasses, and tugging on jewelry. All for a good cause.