A Visit from the Tooth Fairy

Ben lost his 3rd tooth last night. It was explained to him that the Tooth Fairy was facing a budget crisis and had run out of money because of all the children who had lost teeth recently and the poor government planning that did not budget or account for variances in the workforce and age of the population.

Ben said, "Huh?"

The Tooth Fairy then may have robbed from the young to keep up its entitlement program. The said Tooth Fairy is grateful to the industrious youth of the household.