A Winning Strategy

from Ben's mom

Apparently the manual for Jehovah's Witnesses/Mormans/solicitors, etc... doesn't have a good comeback for getting in your door when you answer it in your boxers. M had just come home from work and was changing clothes as I fixed dinner when two guys in suits rang the doorbell. I looked at him with a withering, "I am so bad at this" look, and he marched to the front door and swung it open and said, "Hey guys, it's not a good time right now." They fumbled through, "...just in the neighborhood, wanted to meet our community...." but really couldn't argue with him. They were gone in record-time.