Pouring Juice In Dad's Shoes

Mom is not very happy with me today. She says that I messed with the CD player in the living room so much that now it doesn't work. She doesn't seem to realize that it hasn't worked in a few days and I've been trying to fix it.

Then she caught me pouring apple juice in Dad's shoes. She bought neither my look that said, "But you like people to put their shoes away and he didn't" nor the one that said, "At least he has an excuse not to go to the gym until they are dry."

I'm told I need an early nap.