Tip for Tots

I have another tip for my little friends. If your parents take you to an incredible room with a bunch of great toys and kid furniture, you're about to get left. You can do one of three things: 1) Act like you don't care about them anyway and start playing; 2) Scream hysterically and tell everyone there how inconsiderate and irresponsible your parents are or; 3) whimper a little bit but not too much. This last option means they'll leave you and you'll get to play with the toys but they'll have guilt and won't stay gone too long. I started with Option 1 but when the other kids parents came to get them and mine didn't come until almost everybody else was gone, I realized that I needed to try a little more guilt. So I am currently working with Option 3. Why not Option 2, Ben, you say? What do you think I am, a big wuss?