Thursday, September 30, 2004

Martha To Better Lives of W. Virginian Women

from Ben's mom

Inmates and guards alike are rejoicing at the possibility of getting help with Christmas crafts and cookies this year. The most W. Virginia has seen of Martha Stewart is her K-mart product line. Until now. Stewart, 63, is off to a W. Virginia women's prison. While she requested Florida or Connecticut, the government sensitively recognized W. Virginia's need for a little domestic beautification. Stewart may even be able to help spruce up the state's license plates.

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