Top Ten Reasons Why I Like My New Job Description

from Ben's mom
and no. 11 from former co-worker Rose: The commute is nice!

10. No one asks "How are the numbers looking?"
9. The dress code allows for shorts and t-shirts and occasional jammas until noon.
8. My boss encourages me to "take naps when you have a chance."
7. I don't have to answer my phone if I don't want to.
6. I can tell my client that he is a spoiled brat when I need to (without getting fired).
5. I can tell my boss he is being unreasonable without getting fired (though I haven't had to).
4. My Tech Services dept doesn't need to record my AIM name or block blogs.
3. No one cares if I read a book during work hours.
2. No one monitors my email.
1. I can go to the park or the pool on sunny days.